It’s a terpene tornado hitting the streets of Astoria, Queens! Terp Bros Dispensary, the pioneers of potent pot in the neighborhood, have unleashed a terpstravaganza that’s bound to blow your mind (and your munchies).
The Terp Titans Rise
Representing the vanguard of New York’s advanced cannabis laws, Terp Bros have emerged as the first legal Conditional Adult-Use Retail Dispensary (CAURD) in Astoria, and one of the first across the entire state. But don’t let their trailblazing status fool you – these bros are more than just a bunch of suits pushing paperwork.
A Community of Connoisseurs
- Terp Bros aren’t just slinging buds; they’re cultivating a community of cannabis connoisseurs.
- Their knowledgeable staff is always ready to weed out your questions and help you find the perfect strain for your needs.
- From the novice toker to the seasoned stoner, Terp Bros caters to all levels of experience with a wide selection of top-shelf products.
Flavor Bomb Fantasies
But what really sets Terp Bros apart is their obsession with terpenes – those aromatic compounds that give each strain its unique flavor and aroma. Whether you’re craving the citrusy zing of Limonene or the earthy musk of Myrcene, Terp Bros has got you covered with a dizzying array of terpene-laden treats.
So roll on down to Terp Bros Dispensary and experience the terpstravaganza for yourself. Just don’t blame us when you find yourself stuck on the couch, surrounded by empty snack bags, and unable to remember the plot of the movie you were watching.