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Mile High Cure CBD Products Review

Maybe it’s just me, but I find that reviews are more intriguing when there are several products from the same company all included in one article. Well, buckle your seat belts, folks! Today we’re in for a wild ride above the clouds, thanks to the delicious CBD treats from Mile High Cure! We actually have quite a few products to go over, ranging from dog treats, topicals, edibles, sex capsules, and even smokeables! There’s so much that Mile High Cure CBD has to offer, but we’ll go over each of these in detail and make sure you know exactly what you’re getting!

Quality

The company does offer third party lab results on their website, but only for the gummies, 2500mg tincture, moon roll hemp joint, moon rocks, CBD cartridge, pet treats, and male sex enhancement powders. You can view this information by clicking the Information drop-down tab and click on the Lab Results tab. The sheer volume of products on their site makes it very difficult to display lab results for every product. However, if you’re concerned about the ingredients of a specific product, you can always reach out to their customer service for a particular product’s results, as the company states that every single one of their products has been third party tested.

CBD Oil Dropper 625MG “Chocolate Cake”

When I first got this product in my hand, I was super skeptical. How could anything derived from a hemp plant taste remotely like chocolate? Most tinctures come in simple flavors like peppermint or unflavored, so something as exotic as chocolate cake was simply bewildering. I started off by examining the package. The painted brown and black 30mL bottle was elegantly stamped with a gold butterfly and the company’s name printed in gold lettering. However, the brown lettering on the back of the bottle was extremely difficult to read, as it was an uncomfortably small print that I had to squint to read. The warning lettering was easier to read since it was in white lettering, so perhaps the brown lettering on a black background wasn’t the greatest choice. The bottle cap was also gold, with the rubber dropper being a soft black. The bottle comes with 625mg of full spectrum CBD , along with organic hemp seed oil, MCT fractionated coconut oil, organic sunflower seed oil, and natural flavor oil as the ingredients. After examining the bottle and shaking it thoroughly, I unscrewed the top to see how it smelled. I swear I thought I was sniffing a can of chocolate frosting, with the faintest hint of hemp mingled in. You can imagine my impatience to try it! I squeezed the dropper nub to suck up the tincture and was stunned to see that the tincture was golden! I was fully expecting a dark brown or black e-liquid, so you can imagine my surprise. One thing that was unique about this tincture was that you could see a slight inconsistency of the oils as they separated in the dropper. There was a golden translucent color to the tincture, mixed with chocolate brown-colored bubbles in the graduated dropper. This may have been from the vigorous shaking I did right before opening it, but nothing that would be cause for alarm.

I held the tincture under my tongue for the recommended 60-90 seconds and was delighted to taste a smooth and sweet flavor of (you guessed it!) chocolate cake. Even swirling the tincture around in my mouth, I tasted the familiar flavor of moist chocolate cake, complete with chocolate frosting. This is the only tincture I’ve willingly had multiple helpings of in a single sitting, because the flavor was JUST THAT GOOD. When I swallowed, I didn’t taste any nasty aftertaste or even a hemp flavor that lingered. Just sweet and comforting chocolate cake memories. I rate this flavor as a solid 10 out of 10, for flavor, scent, texture, and ease of use. I would have liked the bottle lettering to be easier to read, but that has nothing to do with the flavor of the tincture. This is an absolutely fantastic product that I am proud to recommend. It’s listed as $29.99 on the company’s website, but for the taste, you’re getting a solid bang for your buck. Who knew CBD tincture could taste this good?

Hemp Lotion with Argan Oil & Shea Butter

Next, we have a topical product: hemp lotion! There are two size options on the website: the 3.4oz (which is the size I’ll be reviewing) for $15.99 and the 10oz bottle for $29.99. If you know you’re going to be using a lot of lotion for your CBD needs, I’d recommend going with the larger size. But if you want to start out small and see how you like it, the 3.4oz is more than enough. The instructions say that you can use it every 4-5 hours (or as needed) and especially after bathing. I absolutely loved the crisp and classy design of the bottle: gold on the bottom that faded into a pearly white. Again, the company name and logo (a butterfly) were in gold, while the bottle cap was painted a glossy gold. The bottle had clear and easy to read directions for use on the back in gold lettering. Each of the ingredients (hemp oil, shea butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, lavender oil, and Vitamin E oil were clearly listed, with a succinct explanation on why it was included in the list (i.e. shea butter: superb moisturizer with exceptional healing properties for the skin). I loved the disclaimer on the bottom of the bottle that showed all that it was NOT made with (no parabens, phthalates, propylene glycol, mineral oil, sulfates, THC, or animal testing). My one complaint would be with the way the company designed the pump to be swivel-opened and used. There is an extremely small rotation radius that had me wondering if I’d turned it far enough. The pump doesn’t depress very far either so you’ll need about two pumps for a small area like your hands. The lotion is smooth and dries quickly without leaving a greasy feeling on your hands. The scent is calming but doesn’t have that heavy lavender scent you’d expect from Bath & Body Works. There wasn’t a specification if this was broad-spectrum or full-spectrum, or how much CBD is in each bottle, so I would have liked to see that as well. But it definitely felt luxurious and I immediately noticed a more touchable softness on my skin. I also liked how it was made from natural ingredients and came in extremely beautiful packaging. I also loved that the ingredients label explained exactly why each ingredient was in there as well as the purpose it served. You don’t usually see the list broken down like that and I feel like I learned something just by reading the label!

Hemp Natu-Roll On

If you’re a fan of applying topicals right on the sore spot, this is a product you definitely don’t want to overlook. Shaped like a lipstick tube, this 10mL roll-on stick contains a whopping 100mg of CBD! The tube has a painted black glass body with a black plastic screw off top that was simple to unscrew. The design of the label was rich and elegant, featuring a gold paint splatter on the bottom with a gold butterfly (Mile High Club’s logo) and clear lettering on the top. On the back of the tube you can see their ingredient list (clove oil, lavender oil, juniper oil, olive oil, and hemp oil) as well as their strong suits (non-GMO, vegan, not tested on animals, and eco-friendly). After thoroughly examining the product’s packaging and labeling, it was time to try it out! Upon unscrewing the bottle, I was hit with a strong scent of the oils. I immediately checked the product list and saw that clove oil was the first ingredient. You can definitely detect a powerful scent of cloves and a slight hint of lavender, but it’s actually quite pleasant and relaxing. Once you apply it, there’s a warming sensation that is instantly calming. The product has a very oily texture and you’ll need to rub it sparingly to avoid getting a big mess on the application area (I used my wrists as the test spot). The lavender scent comes out more once the product dries and it still carries a strong scent so be mindful when and where you apply the product. For example, I wouldn’t recommend applying it before going on a date…the scent will overpower any perfume or cologne! The company website lists this product as $19.99, which is an excellent price for the amount of CBD you get per container. And since it’s a roll-on, you’ll get instant relief instead of waiting for other forms of CBD to start working. Overall, I rate the product at a 9. The clove scent was powerful and nearly overwhelming, but it was super simple to use and the warming effect was relaxing and welcomed. Again, there wasn’t a specification if the roll-on had broad-spectrum or full-spectrum CBD, but for a topical, it was more enjoyable to just breathe in the scent and relax in the soothing properties this product offered.

CBD Pet Treats

More and more people are discovering the benefits of using CBD with their pets! I’ve had the pleasure of trying some CBD treats before with my pets to calm them down for the night or help them relax after they’ve had their daily zoomies. However, these full-spectrum CBD Pet Treats from Mile High Cure seemed much more natural and premium due to the fact that no two pieces are the same size. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start off with the packaging. The 1.5oz container the treats come in is elegantly designed and looks like a top-shelf premium product. A well-groomed poodle and a perfectly coiffed feline are pictured on the front of the label, flanking the company logo and the product’s description. Directions for use and the ingredients list (including Omega 3, 6, and 9 essential fatty acids) are listed in a clear legible font on the side of the product, as well as a warning label for pregnant pets and a satisfaction guarantee. The product is actually pieces of dried chicken liver infused with 250mg of CBD. Now before you wrinkle your nose in disgust, the scent isn’t one of a dead carcass or rotting meat. Rather, it’s the traditional pet food scent with no detectable scent of hemp at all. My dogs literally went crazy when they caught a whiff of these treats and were happy to perform all sorts of tricks to get more than just one piece! The directions say you can either feed the entire piece to your pet or you can crumble it over their food. The pieces were very light and flaky, so whichever method you prefer (I used the whole treat since I have a medium dog) will work just fine. I rate this product as an 8, only because since each piece is a different size, it’s impossible to tell how much CBD is in each piece. Also, the price of $29.99 is a bit steep for pet owners who prefer to get a large bag of treats instead of a small jar. The entire container does state that 250mg of CBD is infused within, but for people who want to start off and see how much works on their pet works, this might be a little frustrating. But as far as the packaging and reaction from my pet, this was a solid CBD product that I’d happily recommend to anyone looking to spoil their furry friend with a high-quality product!

CBD Sour Watermelon 500MG Gummies

Edibles are always a fun way to get your daily dose of CBD all while satisfying your craving for something sweet! Mile High Cure thought of this when they created this sweet and sour soft gummy that will tickle your taste buds with yummy flavor. I got two sample packs with 2 gummies per pack but on their website, a mere $19.99 will get you a whopping 10-pack! You can choose from either 500mg (10 piece) or 1000mg (20 piece) of CBD, and each piece contains 50mg of CBD. The first pack I had was for the sour watermelon gummies. The ingredients are as follows: full spectrum CBD oil, glucose syrup, sugar, syrup, gelatin, citric acid, DL-Malic acid, Pectin, sodium citrate, lactic acid, artificial flavor, and artificial color. The gummies were shaped and colored like a watermelon (green on the bottom, white in the middle, and red on top) and the whole gummy was dusted in sugar crystals. The texture was soft between my fingers and had the faintest scent of hemp. I really had to concentrate to smell if the hemp scent was there or not. Finally, I popped the gummy into my mouth. The texture was very firm and I had to chew for a few minutes to get it soft. The taste was very artificial watermelon, very similar to a watermelon flavored BlowPop. I really couldn’t taste any hemp until I had swallowed; I would say the hep was more in the aftertaste, and I didn’t really get a sour zing like how Sour Patch kids are. The next one I tried was a strawberry gummy and an orange gummy. Again, these were both strongly artificial flavored and the texture was firm, a bit too firm honestly. Once it softened up, it was actually fun to chew and had a delightfully sweet taste. Unlike the watermelon, I really didn’t get a hemp aftertaste. Overall, I’d rate these as an 8. The packaging was easy to open and the actual gummy was colorful and adorably designed. But the texture was a bit too firm and the artificial flavor was a bit of a turn-off. I would have liked the gummies to be naturally flavored and colored, but I know that can get quite expensive. A word of warning: don’t leave these in a warm space or in the trunk of your car. I accidentally left these in my trunk on two hot days and came back to find they had melted completely inside the packaging. Thankfully, the packaging was closed, but I can only imagine the mess I would have had to scrub from my carpets if it hadn’t been!

Moon Rock Pre Roll Limited Edition

Now we move onto one of the more unique products in this CBD lineup from Mile High Cure: the pre-rolled hemp joint! I was perplexed at first because it looked just like a weed joint, but the packaging assured me there was less than 0.3% of THC in the product. This was one of the prettiest product packagings I’ve seen. A clear glass tube with a painted gold screw-off lid made such a statement. The product is described on its website as being made with top-shelf hemp flowers that contain up to 42.5% CBD. That’s quite a bit of hemp in one product! The hemp flower is then covered with CBD oil and Kief. Once the CBD has soaked into the Kief and hemp, it’s packed into a 1 gram king cone of Raw rolling paper and is ready for smoking! I don’t smoke cigarettes so I had to enlist in the help of one of my friends who used to smoke cigarettes before he got into vaping. The hemp joint had no odor of hemp or tobacco before lighting it. The texture of the hemp joint was very smooth and lit very easily. Once lit, it stayed lit for several minutes in spite of gusty winds. My friend said he was reminded of Marlboro Reds, as it was similar to non-menthol cigarettes. It tasted very strongly like the tobacco in a cigarette, and I kept needing to spit just like how you would for regular cigarettes. The joint gave off a very light smoke and the smoke did not smell like weed or hemp, but more like tobacco. I held in the smoke for a few seconds and noticed a slight burning sensation in the back of your throat, similar to vaping high nicotine vape juice.

I noted that it was rolled very well, and it was easy to hold, fitting neatly between my fingers. It took several hits to smell the hemp scent in the smoke, but it wasn’t as acrid and intolerable as cigarette smoke There was a lingering aftertaste that subsided after about half an hour or so. A word of caution: don’t kiss your anyone right smoking this because you’ll taste like tobacco/cigarettes! Overall, I’d rate this product as a 9. The packaging was superb, the product was premium, and the craftsmanship was excellent. The website lists it for $19.99 on their website, which is extremely expensive compared to an entire pack of cigarettes. But if you’re a cigarette smoker and would like to dive into the world of CBD, definitely give this hemp joint a try! I didn’t see an ingredient list on this product aside from the Raw rolling paper, Keif, and hemp, so it’s impossible to know if the hemp is either full-spectrum or broad-spectrum. The website didn’t list it either, but perhaps the company will update that eventually. Honestly, as a non-smoker, I can’t say I enjoyed it, but my friend said he enjoyed it and that it reminded him of the old days of smoking cigarettes. Check it out and let us know what you think!

Stay Ready Hemp-Infused Male & Stay Wet Hemp-Infused Female Sexual Enhancers

This is definitely the oddest yet most intriguing product I’ve seen in the CBD world: sexual enhancement CBD capsules. I was dumbfounded when I found out that people give their pets CBD, but once I understood more about what CBD is, I appreciated CBD pet treats for their calming qualities. But CBD sex capsules? I was wildly curious to see how they would work. I’ve never taken sexual enhancement capsules before and have a healthy sex life. But if you can make great sex even better, why wouldn’t you want to try it? Now the following review is going to get graphic and pretty descriptive, so I apologize in advance for anyone reading this who isn’t prepared for a peek into my sex life!

The Stay Ready and the Stay Wet sexual enhancer capsules come with two capsules in each packaging. The tilt-card packaging for the Stay Ready capsules shows the lower halves of both a male and female, apparently deep in the throes of a heavy makeout sesh. The tilt-card packaging for the Stay Wet capsules shows the top half of a naked woman covered in butterflies, an obvious nod to Mile High Cure’s logo. Both of the capsule packs state the capsules are doctor-formulated and hemp-infused sexual enhances, while the Stay Ready pack states that there is no headache as a side effect of taking the capsules. The back of the tilt-card packaging has directions for use in both English and Spanish (take an hour before sexual activity, preferably with a meal and 8 oz. of water) and a warning to keep away from children and to consult with your physician if you have health issues; however, you don’t need a prescription to take these. The Stay Ready pack states that the formula is natural and simple to take, as well as how to prepare to enjoy the capsules. Since this only works with sexual stimulation, you won’t need to worry about walking around with a raging hard-on as you see in the movies!

The Stay Wet Ingredients are Full-spectrum Hep, Horny Goat Weed Extract, Maca Root, Saw Palmetto berry, Tonkat Ali Root, tribulus terrestris P.E,, polypodium vulgare, Muira Puama Root L-Arginine, Panaz Ginseng Root, Cayenne Pepper Powder, Leanine, cordyceps sinensis, epimedium, and maca root. The Stay Ready ingredients are Full Spectrum Hemp, Yohimbine, Icariine, Cucuta chinensis Lam, Songaria, Cynomorium herb extract, tribulus terrestris P.E, and Medicinal Indian Mulberry Root P.E. The serving size is one capsule, and both packs contain two capsules each. There is a QR code on the back you can scan that takes you right to Mile High Cure’s website if you want to check out the rest that the company has to offer. Lastly, the American flag on the back of the packaging expresses that the Stay Wet and Stay Ready capsules are made in the US. And that’s it for the packaging! Now that we’ve exhausted that, let’s tear into the actual product!

Both of the tilt cards have hard plastic bubbles on the front of the card that encases a large capsule-shaped plastic housing for the two capsules. In order to open the packaging, you need to remove a very strong adhesive tape covering the back of the card packaging. Once this is removed, you can remove that capsule-shaped plastic housing and easily pop it open to get to the black capsules within. I will say that despite the professional design of the packaging, I was a little surprised (and disappointed) that the capsule-shaped package was a little too easy to open. I would have liked a screw-off top to prevent the capsules from scapsuleing onto the floor (especially if I had opened the container too quickly). The capsule-shaped plastic, although completely clear with a gold chrome cap, seemed cheaply made; it was also covered with the gluey residue from the strong adhesive tape, making my thumb and index finger annoyingly sticky as I handled it. But once I had the capsules in my hand, I took a few moments to curiously examine them. The black capsules were a little smaller than the size of a Tylenol PM capsule and had an incredibly tiny white butterfly stamped on the front, along with the words Est. 2017 in the center. And now…for the actual review of the performance!

We’ll start out with the female sex capsules because, as a female, I can intimately and accurately describe my body’s reaction to the capsules, whereas, with my partner, I can only ask him how he’s feeling and then translate that into this review. We took both of the capsules at 11 PM on a Friday night. The directions say you can take either 1 or both, and we figured best to go all in, first try! We purposely did not look at the expected results to avoid bias when we looked back on our performance. The directions also said that the capsules should kick in about an hour after taking it, but we both agreed that we felt the capsules start working within the first half an hour. My partner felt horny and ready to go (no pun intended!) and I felt myself getting heated and lusty well before the hour was up. We managed to wait the entire hour before tearing each other’s clothes off and enjoying the full benefits of the capsule. We both marveled at the sexual effects of the pull both during and after. My partner confirmed that he felt a surging increase of blood flow in his penis throughout the entire sex session and felt more sensitive in the penis head. One thing he was delighted about was that he maintained a semi-erection when we had taken a break from our sex session (we both enjoy it fairly rough and passionate), whereas normally he would have gone limp. He said that his penis felt thicker and his orgasm was more intense. He wanted to keep going even after our first orgasms were achieved and was able to go multiple rounds. For me, I definitely felt wetter and sexier. I felt hotter (which explains the cayenne pepper ingredient in the Stay Wet ingredients) and even during foreplay, I was extremely aroused to the point that I literally felt like the vaginal juices were dripping down. I was horny even at the slightest touch and my orgasm was extremely intense. I felt much more sensitive when I did orgasm and the sensitivity was so incredibly intense in my clitoris that I had to push my partner away and beg for a break. I couldn’t bear to have my clit touched, licked, or even breathed on, which is unique because normally I can withstand a light touch right after orgasming. We finished around 1:15 am and jotted down our initial thoughts before falling into a deep and refreshing sleep. We woke up at 6:00 am and were still so horny (wet and ready!) to go another round before finally getting up for the day at 7:00 am. Although these capsules don’t have an estimated time-frame, we felt the effects from 11:30 PM and enjoyed them again in the morning until 7:00 AM, around 7.5 hours.

For a sexual enhancer capsule, I can confirm that these capsules work wonderfully for both the male and the female. If you’re looking to spice up your sex life, add more fun into the bedroom, and increase your libido, I strongly encourage you to try these capsules out. Even though the ingredients list was incredibly descriptive, I wasn’t able to see anywhere on the packaging or the website if the hemp used was either broad-spectrum or full-spectrum. Both the Stay Wet and Stay Ready capsules retail for $19.99 on the site, but Mile High Cure constantly has deals (buy one, get one free) or price drops from $19.99 to $9.99. As a 29-year-old female with no health issues and my 30-year-old partner who also has no health issues, these capsules weren’t necessary but definitely added a playful and highly enjoyable experience to our already pleasurable sexual experience!

Whew! Glad to see you’re still with us! These products were so incredibly wonderful to sample and review that I’m almost sorry we’re at the end! I think we can safely say we’ve exhausted the categories of CBD with this review, and I’m damn proud of that! Believe it or not, this is only a fraction of the products available at Mile High Cure.

In this monster review, we try eight of Mile High Cure's most popular products, including a new line of sensual adult enhancers. But are they worth the hype? ]]>